I am convinced that no human in history has successfully heated a ham as prescribed by the time and temperature on the packaging.

“Explanation” of Benefits documents are my kryptonite.

Free business idea. Storage unit auctions. Except for your garage. While you’re still alive. You’re welcome.


“Congratulations, son. I’m about to make you famous.”

Finally getting around to watching “Veep” with the missus. Amazon Prime only has season one. I foresee an HBONow subscription in the future.

Best playground in Central Florida? Go!

Netflix. Octonauts. Season Three. Rinse and repeat.

This is a test of my Tumblr>IFTTT>Twitter snippet workflow.